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Skeptic: You are a thief.Thirty minute later, Irish atheist leader Michael Nugent called Claar and told him that he was going to “arbitrate the dispute” between Claar and American Lake Water Company.
Claar: Who are you, and why are you calling me a thief?
Skeptic: You steal things. That makes you a thief.
Claar: What do you think I stole?
Skeptic: I just told you!
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