By Sarah Langston Editor of The Bolingbrook Babbler
It has been quite a year for Bolingbrook! Mayor Roger Claar was elected to his eighth term, a Bolingbrook record which may never be broken. We’ve survived several Soviet weather attacks. The number of weredeer shooting back at Will County hunters decreased by 15 percent. The Department of Paranormal Affairs, however reported a 20 percent increase in hauntings in Bolingbrook.
Throughout the year we’ve covered the stories that Bolingbrook’s other news sources won’t. Claar may have been indirectly referring to our web site back in September, but we stand by our stories. We say it doesn’t matter if you read our articles in our paper, on a cell phone, on a PC or on a tablet. The unbelievable truth transcends formats.
As you’re taking a break from your last minute shopping, (hopefully in one of Bolingbrook’s many fine stores), we invite you to look back at our 11 most popular stories of 2013 from our web site. We have many fond memories of these stories, and we hope you do too.
9) Bikini-clad women protest corn sales. This is from our sister publication, The Red Deer Reporter based in Alberta, CA. Bikinis, unfortunately, can still translate into web hits.
2013 was quite a year, and we look forward to presenting more unbelievably true stories in 2014. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @BolingbrookBabb. You can also keep up with us on Facebook, and on Google+. We’ll have some very major announcements to make in 2014 too.
Also in The Babbler:
Soviets promise to burry Bolingbrook with a White Christmas Anti-psychic Kitty: Cats do love humans, even if they are needy. Shopping with the Men in Blue program improves community relations
God to smite Bolingbrook on 12/26/13
Please note: All articles on this site are works of fiction.
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