After 32 years, I will be retiring from The Bolingbrook Babbler as publisher. So it is an honor that my last column will be a holiday greeting to all of our readers.
Yes, I said holiday greeting. I’m not saying it to attack Christmas. Merry Christmas, if it makes you feel better. Keep in mind that Bolingbrook is a diverse community, and not everyone celebrates Christmas. There’s Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Human Light, New Years, and not to mention the thousands of holidays celebrated by our interstellar visitors at Clow UFO Base.
So happy holidays to all of our readers and may you have a great year, even in the face of all the Soviet weather attacks!
It has been an honor to be your publisher for all these years. I’ve had the honor to work with many great staff members and freelance writers. Most importantly, I’ve had the honor of living in the greatest suburb of Chicago. As we prove every week, Bolingbrook is the most important village in the Milky Way Galaxy!
There will be some changes next year, but let me assure you, that as long as there is a Bolingbrook, there will be a Bolingbrook Babbler!
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