Bolingbrook bar Hitch’s almost ended a fundraiser for Full Contact Gospel Church one hour after it started. The owner, Al X. Krane, announced that patrons were welcome to stay in the bar, but he would keep all their money.
“I didn’t know you guys embraced violence.” Said Krane. “I thought you guys were Christians who liked to touch people a lot.”
Before there was any violence, Mayor Roger Claar stepped into the room, and pulled Krane aside. After a short, heated conversation, Krane walked back to Hopson.
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