By Sara Langston
Editor of The Bolingbrook Babbler
We're pleased to announce that our webmaster got married this weekend outside of Clow UFO base. About 36 people attended the ceremony, and Clow security was kind enough not to arrest the wedding party.
Mayor Roger Claar had no comment.
In honor of this festive occasion, we've given him the week off to be with his new wife. Our sister publication, The Manchester Mumbler, will provide us with web content later this week.
Until then, our readers can use this post to congratulate the newlyweds.
Out of Character: Yes, I really did get married to a wonderful woman, and I hope we have a long, and happy life together.
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