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By Reporter X
Dennis Rodman is currently barred for life from Clow for matters we cannot disclose at the time. Amanda Palmer is not banned from Clow, but simply lacks the clearance necessary to gain access. If the New World Order or an extraterrestrial government wishes to sponsor her, we will reconsider her status.
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