|Will Mayor Claar face a coup in 2013?|
Mayor Roger Claar easily wins reelection in 2013. The only surprise will be that long time opponent Bonnie Alicea will remain silent during the campaign.
Idle No More, a Native American rights movement in Canada, will continue to grow in 2013. To end the movement, Fox News Canada will accuse the First Nations of trying to start a zombie apocalypse.
Illinois’s drought will continue into 2013 and Lake Michigan will drop to record low levels. So low that Chicago’s intake cribs will be on dry land.
Claar: Bigfoot cannot vote in upcoming election
Low risk of snowmen attack this week
God to smite Bolingbrook on 1/2/13