By Reporter X
Explained Interstellar Historian Klack Glaun, “Landing on your moon proved to the Interstellar Community that humans could take a break from watching sitcoms, taking drugs, rioting, and listing to rhythmic noise, they could achieve great things. Some of us wanted to encourage humans to do more science, so they set up the modern skeptical movement. Others wanted to discourage humanity, so they sought to pump more drugs, hate, and loud music into your culture. Disco was their worst weapon against humanity.”
For those who may ask what they can do to honor Neil, we have a simple request. Honor his example of service, accomplishment and modesty, and the next time you walk outside on a clear night and see the moon smiling down at you, think of Neil Armstrong and give him a wink.
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