Thursday, October 6, 2011

Web Exclusive: Happy Birthday Bolingbrook!

By Publisher Chris Olson

It was 46 years ago today that the Trilateral Commission and first mayor Jack Leonard gave birth to their greatest achievement: Bolingbrook, IL.  On this day, the Illinois government, with a little coercion, approved the incorporation of Bolingbrook.

Bolingbrook was originally a cover for Clow UFO Base, the largest urban UFO base in the world.  The powers that be expected little from 5,300 residents.  Little did they know that great things were ahead for their creation.

Today, Bolingbrook has a population of 73,366, and widely considered the most important village in the galaxy.  Far from being camouflage, Bolingbrook is a hub of interstellar commerce and power.  Mayor Roger Claar is one of humanity’s most recognized leaders among the alien races.  Many still talk about his military victory over space terrorists.  Others talk about his frequent trips to their home worlds.  All are talking about Bolingbrook!

For 46 years, Bolingbrook has grown into a shining star, and 46 years, The Babbler has covered that growth.  While Patch and the other local publications try to cover up Bolingbrook’s uniqueness, we’ve been exposing the unbelievable truth.  Because unlike those so-called local publications, we know you can handle the truth!

So happy birthday, Bolingbrook.  We know that the best is yet to come, and we look forward to recording your amazing story!

Please note: All articles on this site are works of fiction.

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